Have you ever…

…polished your shoes with hand lotion?
…had an anxiety dream involving McGill University, which you did not attend?
…owned a cat who habitually carried a stuffed dinosaur around in her mouth?
…worried that you are gradually but thoroughly destroying your knees by jogging, but the only sign of this will be that one day, when you are running down South Street, your kneecaps will just fall off?

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