“He’s been inducted as, from what I can tell, a knight of cheese. They have knights of everything in France… Fish are funny. I mean, snails are sad, and so are frogs, but fish are just funny. You use them to hit people with…there aren’t a lot of foods that aren’t novelty foods that are just funny. Fish are funny. And then there are sardines and anchovies and kippers. Kippers are funny.”
–emma goes on what is an almost beat-poet-esque stream of consciousness rant while reading a Peter Mayle book.