So I am taking Vicodin because my back is massively screwed up. Therefore I ask that my friends monitor me for signs that I am becoming an opium addict. Symptoms may include:
* Wearing a blousy white shirt with puffy sleeves and ink stains
* Sporadic but repeated production of brilliant visionary poetry
* Flashing eyes, floating hair
Less common but serious side effects include:
* Renting a cottage in the Lake District
* Starting an influential literary movement
Thanks, guys. I appreciate it.